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dear paris,

some things are better left alone. your “diary” being at the top of my list. stick with the porn. your book will not be found on my shopping list. however, a night in paris will!

i am rather fond of pink (ok, obsessed) so while the cover of this book appeals to me the actual contents do not. please feel free to drop ship me the couch. we will consider it payment for reading the actual book review (which i suggest doing for pure entertainment-here).

regards,

sarah