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dear mystery boy,

i would like to take a moment and apologize for this next post. i know you don’t approve of my sbux obsession/addiction. however, i’m fantastic, so i’m hoping you will overlook this minor detail. i, sarah middlenameless _____, do solemnly swear never to ask you to enter said establishment. while in your presence i will always frequent coffeehouses of your choice.

heart,
sarah

with that out of the way here it goes….

yes, that’s a sbux apron you see. no, i didn’t get a barista job (my flirting with older women skills just aren’t up to speed). i’ve been made an honorary member of the elite sbux team.

that frog is full of shit, going green is good!