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as i’ve mentioned before, i totally heart maverick gas stations. i claim their fountain drinks taste better but today i realized why it is i really go. no, not the hot dogs, but goodies like this:

clerk: “how’s your day?”
customer: “well i just got laid and it was the worst sex i’ve ever had. in other words, i just got screwed.”

the customer, i might add, was as old as dirt and wearing dirty cargo shorts. not that they don’t deserve to get laid too, but…