Google Hates Me!
October 9, 2007 at 3:33 PM
Google called me a slut. No, really.
Four readers found me yesterday by googling “online flirting.” And today two people found me by searching “sex with sarahbellum.”
I’ll have you know, Google, there is no man in my bed these days.

Comments
Maybe not in it, but at least beside it.
hmmm… sex with sarahbellum… sounds like a new writing career possibility. Sort of like Sarah Jessica Parker Horseface.
🙂
Can I at least smell your bed then?