The Yuppie strikes again–click here to read this week’s “The Dating Years.”
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Melliferous Pants
Dumb boys, I’ll be your wingman anytime! When I’m introduced and we tell people we met through sex, it seems to really break the ice.
The Yuppie
I tried to get chocolate cake, but I ran out of time as I made ensuring we had plenty of vodka a priority. Seriously, why doesn’t the liquor store sell chocolate?
(BTW, mom shipped me 1.5 L of Grey Goose swaddled – just like baby Jesus! – in horrible sweaters she thought I might like for my birthday. I guess 1 out of 5 isn’t too bad.)
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Dumb boys, I’ll be your wingman anytime! When I’m introduced and we tell people we met through sex, it seems to really break the ice.
I tried to get chocolate cake, but I ran out of time as I made ensuring we had plenty of vodka a priority. Seriously, why doesn’t the liquor store sell chocolate?
(BTW, mom shipped me 1.5 L of Grey Goose swaddled – just like baby Jesus! – in horrible sweaters she thought I might like for my birthday. I guess 1 out of 5 isn’t too bad.)