Quote of the Day:
February 12, 2008 at 9:50 AM
“There is something to be said about dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse. Necrophilia is so much more palatable when you look like Heath Ledger.”–The Yuppie
I seriously have the best collection of ex-boyfriends this state has to offer. Now, to keep them all single so we can remain friends always. That’s not too selfish, right?
Comments
Is he identifying with the corpse or the necrophiliac?
Why did you break up with him when hes so funny? Can you rekindle?
Yes. When I think of “unselfish,” I think of Sarah.