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Rlo found himself “accidentally” listening to The Bangles when he was listening to my iTunes. He wasn’t too thrilled and the following conversation is the result:

Me: What’s wrong with the bangles? NOTHING that’s what.

Rlo: And you give AK a hard time?

Me: I do? For what?

Rlo: Loving 80s music.

Me: Dude, The Bangles don’t count. They are a chick band–I’m soooo pro chick in a non-lesbian sort of way.

Rlo: You have the most versatile vagina around. You vote with it, listen to music with it, and pretty much just do whatever it tells you to.

Me: So what.

Rlo: You are so your vagina’s bitch.

Me: Oh Rlo, you’re just jealous because the last vagina you saw was in a textbook.

And then he immediately stopped talking to me. I can’t imagine why.