The Inside of my Colon
When I received this anonymous comment on my “Oh Snap“blog post:
Comment by Curry to a piss head–June 3, 2008 You are so full of this shit, this page makes my colon look like God’s bathroom floor.
I just knew I had to have a colon masthead. I thought about asking my dad for pics from his colonoscopy, but in the end decided against it. It’s bad enough I write the fuck word repeatedly on the Internet, posting pictures of the inside of his colon would be the ultimate betrayal in his book. And frankly, I can’t risk being written out of the will. I’m banking on that cash.
My friend Aimee designed the masthead for me in a matter of seconds. She is seriously amazing, and I’m not just saying that because of that one time she asked me to hump Ben Fold’s leg for her.
Thanks Aimee!
Comments
Now that is one rockin’ masthead. But you *are* full of shit, right? Aren’t we all? Diarrhea ain’t pretty, yo.
love the new masthead! thanks for making me pee my pants on a daily basis.
Awesome new masthead! Great work Aimee.
Makes me want to get cleaned out.
Oh Sarah…I do love you.
I was having a shitty day (no pun intended) and this got a laugh out of me.
Miss you sugar sugar bum 🙂
That looks nothing like God’s bathroom floor.
Why does it smell so bad in here?
Who farted!?
Thank God for Assholes
Nice! I needed this laugh today!
Well hot damn.
That’s one way to turn a negative into a positive.
Way to go.
Love the new masthead…Aimee is very talented!
I love poop jokes!
You are colon-riffic.
It looks like my theory about ALL Aimees being extra terrific is true. The masthead is awesome, and hilarious, just like the Sarah.
Holy fuck, I LOVE IT!!!!! Love it!
As for the anonymous commenter…think he commented at my place too.
That was nice of you to be considerate of your dad’s feelings… and so close to father’s day. I think he should put you as number one in the will.
i just noticed the legal notice on the left side-bar. can i just say it cracked me up? seriously. i have tried to explain that same thing to people who have issues with some of the stuff others have said on my blog. it didn’t work. i was told to moderate my comments or my job was on the line. are you freakin’ kidding me? yep…i moderated the comments. sigh.
Wonderful love it!
P.S. I’m bringing TJ’s chocolate covered espresso beans!
I love how the C is x’d out in Charm.
That’s a classic!
I actually just had my first run in with an angry anonymous commenter since starting my blog back in February. He chose to defend Jimmy Fallon and rag on my claim that he couldn’t effectively replace Jimmy Fallon on Late Night. What a time to take a stand huh?
haha gotta love it.. Some nice art work there =o)