Reason No. 32,443 I'm not Ready to Have Kids
On Sunday RLO and I took Little AK to brunch with us. Her parents were out of town and we naively offered to spend an hour or so with her. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love Little AK, but she is a handful.
After brunch we tried to take her to a movie, which she was adamantly against. At that point RLO decided he wasn’t cut out for pseudo parenting, (which we already knew) and dropped us off at my apartment so he could go home and nap. He’s obviously in a heap of trouble and will only be forgive by sneaking in chocolate when we go to see a movie on Wednesday night.
When Little C walked into my apartment the first thing she said was, “It’s going to be very hot in here, I think I’d better take my pants off for this.” I couldn’t help but laugh, since that’s the first thing I do every time I walk in the door, no matter if I have company or not. It was then that I picked her up and gave her a big hug and kiss. It’s the little things kids say that keep you from killing them. I’m convinced of it.
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Don’t lie. You ONLY take your pants off in your apartment when you have company. Show-off.
I love that!!!!
That is hilarious!
And with RLO being gay (I know he’s not really) – it’s no wonder he went home to nap.
He didn’t want to see you girls de-pants yourselves. ha ha ha ha ha!
That’s for sure…kids are entertainment at the very least. Unfortunately, sometimes those moments are few and far between!
You are SO ready to have kids.
This just proves it.
Ha! That’s so funny! And that picture in your side bar over there is the best!
Ah Sarah, had I known such a pick up line would work on a woman such as yourself, I would have depantalooned myself the moment I met you. But alack, not only did my pants remain on, but my true name remained hidden from thy sight 🙁
Good…Im not alone… I take my pants off every time I go indoors. They love me at the liquor store.
I agree with Becky! It’s the funny little things they say and do in between that keeps you from pinning a $20 bill on them and sitting them in front of the mailbox.
Man…I gotta try that. I’m normally all about ripping the bra off first thing but I’m going for the pants too now.
Pants!!! We don’t need no stinkiin pants!!
Its not just a woman thing either 🙂
hahah i love that. I dont take my pants off but i ALWAYS get into my really nice and comfy ‘trackies’ (well, thats what they are called in australia) mm… so cozy.. i wish i was home in them right now!
Just thought of something else. This should be reason number 32,443 why RLO is not ready to be a parent. I can’t believe he ditched you!