Book Slut
October 23, 2008 at 8:30 AM
Yesterday I was going through some of my favorite books to compile a reading list for a friend, when I found two notes from two different boyfriends in one book.
Leaving me to wonder if I’m a giant slut, or just a very slow reader.
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Wondering why Royal can’t spell your name? It’s pretty obvious why you didn’t keep him around.
Why can’t you be both? Don’t limit yourself…
Books? GOOD!
Sluts? Better!
This is the perfect combo.
Dear Royal,
Please learn to spell your girlfriend’s name correctly.
I’m a slow reader (but a voracious one at that). And before Mr. E, I was quick on going through boyfriends as well.
Ha ha, that is amazing. Maybe its a combination of the two. a giant slut who reads slowly. I know I am.
Haha.. I wanted to comment and be all clever with the whole name spelled wrong thing…
not so clever apparently!
just be a slutty, slowreading sara.
At least he got the “your” and “you’re” disticntion correct.
Did I really just misspell “distinction” on a post about spelling?
At least I spelled “misspell” right.
At least those notes weren’t in the book I gave you. Are book worms a form of STD?
Geeez, your boyfriends writes you little letters and stuff.
I may have to re-examine my duties as a husband….
Oh my. That reminds me of the time I found not 1, but 3 love notes in my total mess of an office, under piles and piles of correspondence. I always wondered why when I met that one woman in Dan’s 6 months later why she seemed so angry at me.
I have since installed an efficient love letter intake system. I deal with them quite quickly now. Contact me for advice about how to implement such an efficiency yourself.
The first thing I noticed was the same thing that Clover noticed, that one of your boyfriends was literate. That speaks highly of your taste.
The second thing I noticed was “Came by to have some lunch”. Out of context that sounds totally naughty.