Boyfriend Generosity
December 22, 2008 at 8:15 AM
Imaginary boyfriends are the most generous boyfriends of all. My imaginary boyfriend knows exactly what to buy me for Christmas. No silly gifts that I won’t use, or that are too generic. He buys me the exact same things I would buy for myself.
Not only is my imaginary boyfriend generous, but also incredibly smart. He crossed out the tags on the gifts from Kelli and wrote in his name. GENIUS! I can’t help but love him more every day.
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Your boyfriend better watch it. Stealing credit for the gifts I made you. He better run if he ever sees me on the street.
I also liked that your presents are sitting there as though you totlly didn’t open them to see what was inside and then repackage them so you could act surprised on Christmas.
I’m on to both you AND your BF.
I.B.F. is making the rest of us look very silly… Tell I.B.F. he better watch his back. Mark
Hopefully those gifts are good enough to make up for the fact that your IBF was too cheap to get gift tags, and instead wrote all over your packages with what appears to be a Sharpie.
Your IBF writes like a girl.
You really don’t want on of those “Boyfriend” things. They lie and they’re Evil. Except RLO of course. And perhaps Trollpop.
An imaginary boyfriend? Reminds me of the imaginary friends in this video series.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-eqsIOgVX0&feature=PlayList&p=088FB1CF5EB54EBE&index=0&playnext=1
What a great idea, I love it! I’m gonna have to use this, maybe then my family will quit hounding me?
I love it! Merry Christmas!