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RLO has always hated Daisy. His hate isn’t exclusively targeted at her, but all pugs. He’s an equal opportunity pug hater, also known as a jackass.
His Daisy hate is why the Christmas present he brought me last night was quite a shock. He presented me with two pug pictures to hang and a leash that lights up in the dark for Daisy.
It wasn’t his generosity that surprised me, RLO is very generous. The pug paraphernalia, however, is so out-of-character. There’s only one explanation: RLO is dying. He’s trying to make his peace with Daisy before he croaks. Which I appreciate, but I’d rather he spend the extra time washing my dishes, doing my laundry and finally getting rid of his pesky friend Sugar. Don’t you worry, Internet, I’ll prioritize the rest of his life. That’s what good friends are for.
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Make sure Rlo has time in his schedule to ask Jesus to let the Chargers win the Superbowl. Thanks!
I wouldn’t be completely worried until he gives you the bedazzled pug checkbook holder and matching purse. Then you know it’s 6 months or less.
Sure, good friends. Untill he asks you to help him bury a body, no questions asked.