RLO's Diverse Musical Interests
RLO dragged me into Williams-Sonoma again last night.
I don’t cook so I’ll never fully appreciate the appeal of that store. I get bored after two seconds in the store and am forced to find other entertainment. My idea of entertainment is bugging RLO when he’s busy concentrating on grapefruit knives. Now he’ll never know which grapefruit knife is superior. Damn.
“Hey RLO, which would you rather have an espresso maker or an Apple TV?”
“Oh, definitely the appletini.”
“That’s pretty interesting since I didn’t mention an appletini, you don’t drink, and you’re supposedly straight.”
I can’t be sure what his comment was afterward, because I was too busy picturing him sitting on his couch in a silk robe, drinking an appletini and listening to Barbra Streisand records.
Comments
Are you supposed to drink appletinis when you listen to Baaaaabra? “Papa, can you hear me…”
That’s Hilariuos! I needed that laugh on this dreary day.
I’ve actually known more men who like bitch drinks than ladies.
I’d take the Apple TV but only the 160 Gig.
Once I had it all hooked up I’d then start a cozy fire, make myself some Dulce de Leche Cocoa (w/marshmallows) and then sit around watching Gilmore Girls the whole evening.
“Don’t give me Gil-less when I want Gil-more! Damnit”
I used to drink Zima.
I didn’t type that out loud, did I?
I can’t believe your bestie doesn’t drink. You must love him for the built-in sober cab factor.
You paint a vivid picture. Leisure wear, booze and a hot older broad. ” I want to go to there.”
OMG I LOVE that store. I can spend hours in there perusing and salivating and imagining, and once in a great while, buying.
What is William Sonoma, who is Barbara, what is a grapefruit knife and what the heck is an appletini?
I am sooooo lost….OR JUST STRAIGHT
This story has JD from Scrubs written all over it!
You get bored in Williams-Sonoma? I can’t even cook and I feel like I could look around in there for hours.