Woes of the One-Eyed
March 6, 2009 at 10:30 AM
A friend gave me a pug desk calendar for Christmas. And while I appreciate the gift, I found it extremely inaccurate.
The calendar is mocking me!
Daily I’m subjected to glossy photos of two-eyed pugs. It’s like hey I know you love pugs, so why don’t you look at all these cute FULLY FUNCTIONAL pugs. I wasn’t about to sit idly by and take the abuse, so I found a black Sharpie and turned it into a lovely one-eyed pug calendar. I like it much better now. Don’t you?
Comments
The best things in life only have one eye. Has it been awhile since you got laid by the one eyed wonder worm? BEST THING EVER!
Let’s not put the penis on a pedestal, ladies.
That is fucking funny! Please pass the Sharpie. I’m going to start adding curves to models in magazines so they look more like me. At least I’ll give them all a nice rack. 🙂
The eye patch is definitely a step up in the fashion world of pugs. Multiple eyes are so passe.
You make Daisy proud!
How can you call that inconsiderate person a “friend” if they gave you a defective calendar???
Too cute!
I think you should send those into the Pug Calendar Company and tell them to get it right.
You could be rich!!
Nice work!!!
Pug Pirates are so much better than Pugs with two eyes anyway. I think you’re on to something here…
Thanks for making me laugh!
Genius! I think this should be your next venture, spreadng the word about the disbaled.
Now we know why you’re always saying you’re behind on homework. You’re too busy making pirate pug calendar pages.
Rhianna, Put down the Sharpie and walk away slowly.
I have a fully functioning pug, and let me tell you sister, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
My Boston only has one eye. Perhaps I shall start doing that on the next calendar I get.
You should make some of these to sell- I could see it being a hot item!