Hello humiliation. It’s been a while.
In my ongoing quest for a safe, natural looking tan I tried an airbrush tan.
This may or may not have just been an excuse to get naked in front of someone. Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to have that body check. If I’m forced to get naked in front of an actual human it’s harder to let myself go (read: eat fuckloads of chocolate).
Getting the town was quick and easy–my favorite! As I was getting dressed the technician reminded me not to wear any restrictive clothing. I took heed of her warning and tossed my bra and panties into my purse. On my way out she recommended stopping at the store for Aveeno lotion to extend the tan.
I stopped by the drugstore on my way home for the lotion. I needed the tan to last. I spent $30 on it; I wanted to get my money’s worth. I walked up to the cash register and was pleased to see my favorite cashier. The elderly gentleman is always so friendly with me and I just love him. As I fumbled in my purse for my wallet my panties fell out and landed directly in front of him.
NOOOOOOO!!!!
His face turned bright red and he just stared at them not knowing if he should pick them up and hand them to me, or not. I dived across the counter, scooped up the panties, tossed them in my purse and made an attempt at an apology as I threw my money down and ran.
Dammit! Now I have to find a new drugstore, or more modest looking panties.
Comments
OH. MY. GOD. This is so funny! Normally when I have panties in my purse it’s for a completely different reason. But I’m a slut like that. Ok maybe not so much anymore… but I feel you on the panties falling out of the purse thing!
This is so absolutely the best story ever! I’m blushing for you right now.
Haha. You had the walk of shame but didn’t even get the goods to go with it. Unless you and the spray tan lady…….?
Lmao! That’s awesome. Reminds me of when my niece pulled out my sisters vibrator infront of the whole family including grandparents. Ahhhh. Joy! Or walking through the mall, same niece pulls out fluffy pink handcuffs from her pretend handbag. HAHA! You and her should have a talk.
ahhh! that is hilarious.
and how did the tan turn out?
Could have been worse. He could have thought you were making a pass at him.
I bet he secretly liked it.
Were you at the Walgreens? Because I totally heard two clerks talking about a woman who threw her panties on the counter!
Oh. My. God. I would have completely died. You’re lucky you survived.
thank you for the laugh! My Laptop doesn’t thank you for the cleaning it got after I spewed coffee all over it! Oh I can feel your embarassing pain.
That is fricken hilarious!
I just want to know how the tan turned out.