Smooth Skin, Bumpy Conversation
Kelli called me last night as I was in the bathroom washing my face before bed. Usually I would have just called her back, but because we always end up playing phone tag I answered the call and immediately put her on speaker.
“I promise I’m not using a vibrator. I know it sounds like one but it’s this new Clean and Clear’s Blackhead Eraser that I bought at Target tonight.”
“Sarah, our friendship just died. You cannot answer the phone and talk about a vibrator instead of saying hello.”
“Oh yes I can, it’s going to bring us closer together.”
We continued our conversation as I washed my face. She told me all about playing Bunko with some friends. I pointed out it was only a matter of time until she moved back to Utah and joined out mother’s game group. She told me to shut-up.
I finished up with my mini-facial and was admiring my smooth skin in the mirror.
“Damn that feels good.”
“Well of course it does. That’s the point of a vibrator, Sarah.”
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I’m always going to feel a bit weird whenever you mention hygiene…..
You and your smooth skin can join us at our next Bunco. We do shots with every round, so it’s not your Momma’s Bunco.
But you should probably leave your vibrator at home.
Bunko is totally the new anal sex. Wait, that’s not right…anal sex is the new black, Bunko is the new Rummy.
See, I usually blame the sound on my electric toothbrush.
I’d just like to say thank you for making it so I can read your whole posts in my feedreader instead of obligatorily having to click over. I usually click over to comment anyway, but for some reason, I hate having to do so to read posts. So thanks.
Sometimes, I would just like to be a fly on your wall just to hear conversations like this live. 🙂
That’s pretty hilarious. 🙂
(Came over from Loralee.)
i’m sold. which aisle @ Target?