In Search of a Man with Comfy Undies
I’m the type of person that loves a routine. Every day when I get home I immediately ditch whatever I’m wearing and put on a white tank top and a pair of comfortable boxers that were left at my house years ago by an old boyfriend.
I’m like the white trash Mr. Rogers, but with a vagina.
Lately there’s a problem with this routine: the boxer shorts have been worn so much they are starting to fall apart. I desperately need a new pair. I’d go buy new boxers, but they are only comfortable to me after they’ve been worn a while. I can’t steal a pair from just anyone. Boxers rub on someone’s junk all day, and I’m VERY picky about whose junk I allow in my life.
The only option is to get a new boyfriend. This new boyfriend needs to have excellent taste in underwear because at the end of the day I’m going to be the one wearing them. Is that something I can add to my Match.com profile?
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hmmm … don’t know if they have that option, but if not it should be!
Hahaha! Highly doubt you want ’em, but I have some old pairs you can have.
Ha! So what about RLO’s your okay with his junk right?
You may end up with a man who wears boxer briefs. Can you live with that?
I know a certain Canadian…..
Hi,
I have been following your blog from long time. Off course I liked the way of saying “I am looking” …
Boxers suck. Those of us that are, ahem, “more” than others need containment. Boxers don’t offer containment, only floppage.
Floppage bad.
Containment good.
Boxer briefs all the way.
Insane mother of three: agreed. I’m just worried it will sound slutty if I’m like hey I’ll take your underwear off.
MooKoo Joe: Did you just try and rub your junk on me? Awesome.
Pooba: Um, RLO has junk? EWWWWW.
SRA: I don’t know. Are they comfy to wander around the house in?
Kel: So far that’s my best offer. I could deal with Carmen’s junk. Not date his junk, mind you, but wear his junk. Ahhh, this just sounds wrong. I can’t wear his junk. Well maybe if I wash it and he hasn’t let his junk in Matt Lake’s room.
Anon: Um, thanks?
Sov: I love that you just told the internet you have giant junk. That’s fantastic.
I know a certain Canadian, too…
Well, there’s always Matt Lake if you can’t see yourself dating Carmen. He does, after all, wear a chain-wallet.
Andi: Dude are you trying to share Canadian junk??
Kel: Matt Lake’s junk is not allowed anywhere near me. Ever.
check Craigslist. I hear it’s safe.
I don’t know what it is, but there seems to be a shortage of boxer wearing guys. It seems like they have all switched to boxer briefs. What’s up with that?
I am a boxer guy
Here is what I can do. I wear tighty whities so I can’t offer you one of mine, those won’t work for you, besides the whole unknown junk issue. What if I put on a pair of boxers OVER my own underwear but under my pants. That way they get worn in, but there is no bum/junk contact. How long would I have to wear them to make them sufficiently “worn”?
im boxer boy 😉
Yes. Add that to your Match.com profile. BTW, how is match.com working out for you these days? I’m thinking of secretly signing up someone I know on one of those things….