B is for Balls–Pink, Glittery Balls
June 29, 2009 at 5:41 PM
A few weeks ago I wrote about how much I missed my Magic Date Ball, and because I have the best readers in the world this magically showed up in the mail today:

I immediately tested the ball out with a dating question. The answer was a very exciting, and a very glittery “Absolutely!” You’re going to have to figure out the question on your own though. I can’t be expected to do all the work around here.
Plus it’s embarrassing as hell.
And sweaty.
I just gave it away didn’t I?
Thanks again Jogurl. You’re the best!

Comments
I think if guys actually had pink, glittery balls, we might be more inclined to play with them. Is that what you were asking for? A man with pink, glittery balls instead of sweaty normal balls?
Haha. Balls make you happy.
I’d send you an orgasm directly, but the USPS does not delivery bodily fluids, apparently. Facists.
balls
haha
that’s awesome. your readers are cool.