Nerds Must Die
One of my favorite things about my job is the people I work with. My agency employs a lot of talented and entertaining people.
Oh, and nerds.
I can’t forget my nerds. How could I? Eating lunch with them is the best part of my day–except today. Today’s lunch was horrible.
Today is the day a nerd spit into my eyeball, you read correctly MY FREAKING EYE BALL! The nerds were discussing their love of HGTV when someone made a joke about the odd choice in television channels. I turned to see what was so funny at the exact same moment one of the nerds couldn’t contain his laughter and spit out a mouthful of juice into my face.
I started freaking out and yelled, “There is human spit in my eye!”
One of the non-spitting nerds looked at us accusingly and said, “This is why we can’t all eat together. PEOPLE GET HURT!”
I wasn’t actually hurt, but I’m worried I may catch a strain of super nerd. If I start dreaming of PHP, Linux or Apache I’ll know who to blame and then immediately murder.
Comments
Those nerds are crazy but life without them isn’t the same. Cherish them.
Wild and crazy stuff.You might start daydreaming of Schródinger’s Cat.
Not Super Nerd! I heard that itches like hell!
nerds … can’t eat with them and you can’t post with out them!
I’d tell you to be worried about AIDS, but let’s be real…none of those nerds ever got laid before.
Although…I DID hear that the carrot-top nerd from Harry Potter just came down with N1H1. You’re probably going to die from that now.
Nerds are sexy.
Oh gross!!! Did you get the eye wash stuff from the office first aid kit and quickly rinse the nerd cooties out of your eye??!!!
My nerds and I don’t do spit takes.
Spit takes are harmful to the computer,which is where we spend all of our time.There is some snorting going on. Nerds are fabulous like that.