Friends are Bitches
August 14, 2009 at 8:31 AM
I guest posted on Aiming Low today.
Instead of sending me a tiara and sash my friend Brittany called me lazy on Twitter:
She’s seriously a bitch, which is a badge of honor for her, but I still want the damn tiara.
Comments
HAHAHA! FINE! Your damn tiara an complimentary bottle of wine are in the mail.
I was told to send you a flask of my favorite liquor, but I don’t have one. Is there anything you’d like instead? I have kittens. Want a kitten? Please take a kitten…
It wasn’t THAT lazy, sure Kelli finished it for you but you wrote a paragraph. or two.
Brittany: Whew. I can finally stop hating you.
Chibbsy: You don’t have a favorite liquor? That’s the most tragic thing I’ve ever heard. You can borrow my favorite: vodka.
Pooba: Plus I had to call Kelli on the phone and assign her the writing. That’s so not lazy.