Your Mom is a Hot Surface
September 24, 2009 at 8:30 AM
My work nerds have ruined me. I can’t get through a day without making sophomoric ‘your mom’ jokes.
I even make the stupid jokes when no one is around to hear/appreciate them. Tonight, for example, I was cooking noodles and turned this into a your mom joke:
It wouldn’t be so horrible if I hadn’t changed the pitch in my voice and followed it up with “That’s what she said.”
Seriously, I’m broken. I wonder if I can get workers compensation for this.
Comments
So, you were home alone and could have let this slide, but instead you told the whole Internet about it?
Yeah, you’re broken.
~high five~
Yeah, my husband and I can’t go 5 minutes without saying “your mom” to each other. It kinda sucks when I say it in the presence of his mom, oops.
haha my boyfriend is a divorced man with 2 kids, and once in a while i’ll be joking around with the kids and be like “yeah, well your mom…ehhhh…nevermind”
awwwwkward
Your mom’s sophomoric.
It’s hard living alone, you’re not broken. Besides, I’m sure Daisy appreciated the joke. Also, it appears we have the same stove, so yay!