Things I Learned This Weekend
December 13, 2009 at 10:42 PM
- Pants are bullshit.
- Yellow Tail Shiraz-Cabernet is my lifeblood.
- There is nothing sexier than an attentive and well-mannered date. NOTHING.
- Vodka tonics glow in the dark.
- Burlesque shows bring all the creepy men to the yard. And some of those men are awesome dancers.
- Snow is not made of glitter, no matter how much you want it to be.
- Cookie dough makes a delicious dinner, but will also be the reason your pants are too tight.
- Knowing there’s a light at the end of the tunnel is soooo cliche, but damn it feels good.
- Wearing boots over slipper socks can really be quite fashionable.
- Hookers are not appropriate holiday gifts.
Comments
Is it because hookers don’t come with gift receipts?
Vodka tonics really glow in the dark? Sweet! I’m going to use that instead of a nightlight!
Not that I use a nightlight. I’m way cooler than that. really. I am. Sorta. Ok, not at all.
Yay for the attentive, well-mannered date! If only all men realized the importance of paying attention…there would probably be a lot less single women.
Mmm … so many valuable lessons here. Number 10 especially hits home.
I TOTALLY AGREE ON #1
You left out something really really important about your attentive, well-mannerd date. Which really explains the attentive well-mannered behavior.