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“What are you guys talking about?”

“Spiderman.”

“Oh, brother…”

“What’s wrong with Spiderman? He’s one of the more accessible super heroes.”

“What does that even mean?”

“You know, like, Spawn. He’s not at all accessible.”

“Who? Vince Vaughn?”

“No, Sarah, I said Spawn. Vince Vaughn isn’t a super hero.”

“Well he does wear ill-fitting clothing and dated Jennifer Aniston for a while. How could he land her without super powers?”