Believing is the Real Joke
April 1, 2010 at 9:00 AM
April Fool’s Day is the weirdest day. A day where we are encouraged to lie to one another? Um, no thanks. I already have that in my life.
It’s called dating.
Isn’t that enough of a joke? Apparently not enough for everyone, so the tradition continues. As does my confusion.
Every year I wait for a press conference where someone of authority stands up and announces–with jazz hands–what items of interest were an April Fool’s Day joke all along.
Ahem, Sarah Palin
Harem pants
Decaf coffee
Heidi Montag’s career
Low-fat ice cream
The pursuit of happiness
“American Idol”
MSN Bing
Mazda Miatas
These have to be jokes. I mean who really thinks happiness and Heidi Montag’s career are real. No one is that gullible, right?
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M$ Bing is the SHIZ! I mean, they have fake cows on grass for their home image today.. what’s better than that? Really.
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I wanted a Miata sooo much — when I was 12.
I’m totally buying into that happiness stuff. For real.
I was just mocking Miata’s earlier in the week, much to the dismay of the guy I was with. Laughing to his face when asked if I liked them, didn’t go over well. They’re so over-rated!
i love it!
So True!
I have been a Miata driver since 1999 and the pursuit of happiness leads you to a Miata. After a bad day, go out, drop the top, put on your favorite music and leave your problems behind you. It is the best therapy money can buy! Plus you have an excuse to buy new hats.
A Miata is kind of cute, with it’s body all bloated and puffy looking. Sarah Palin, however, is not kind of cute, with her brain all bloated and puffy thinking. Hey, how about Sarah Palin in harem pants? Now that’s one big old puffy fucking joke!