Why are nerds always trying to get me killed? Sure I deserve it, but still…
Action Nerd: “ Hey Sarah, if the four of us climb K2 you’re going to have to die… OK?”
Me: “First of all no, and secondly why would the four of us even do that?! We can’t make it to the freaking hot dog cart together, let alone climb the world’s second largest mountain.”
Action Nerd: “Whatever. You’re going.”
Me: “No, I’m not.. besides why do I have to die? Art Nerd is way more likely to die.”
Action Nerd: “Sarah, only one in four people survive and they are never women. You’re just going to have to die so we can live.”
Me: “I’m not dying for you jerks. Plus, if I’m going to climb a mountain it’s sure as hell not going to be with three nerds. That’s days of math, chemistry and code talk. No way.”
Action Nerd: “Sarah, if the safety of your family were at stake, then would you climb it with us?”
Me: “Fine. If someone threatened to kill my family unless I climbed K2 with a group of nerds, well, then I’d go.”
Action Nerd: “Sweet, you’re committed.”
Comments
So when is this supposed climb happening? I’m curious because I just started reading your blog and if I should just not get attached, that’s something I’d like to know going in.
HM
So you’re going to be climbing a mountain with me in just TWO DAYS!!!! I promise not to talk to much math, except how SD>SLC and it makes the most sense for you to move in with me in my giant house.
TOO much math. EFf!
Please don’t die.