Schools should have 'Future Ex-Girlfriends of America' clubs. I nominate my niece, Hannah, as president.
October 13, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Someday I’m going to cherish the extra time I’ve been spending with my niece and nephew, but currently I’m rolling my eyes and laughing at them a lot.
“Aunt Sarah your puppy reminds me of a boy.”
“She’s a girl.”
“I know that, duh. I said she REMINDS me of a boy.”
“OK, why does she remind you of a boy?”
“She sleeps all the time and brings slugs into the house.”
“Hannah, which boys do that?”
“All of them.”
“Have you been hanging out with my high school ex-boyfriends?”
“No. I don’t even know what an ex boyfriend is.”
“It’s the boys you don’t ever marry.”
“Oh, well I want a LOT of ex boyfriends.”
I don’t think she has anything to worry about. With her sassy personality I suspect she’ll have a lifetime supply of ex-boyfriends… just like her auntie.
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My 13 year old daughter lays around the house doing as little as she can get away with. And she’s brought a slug into the house. Should I be worried? I wonder who’s ex-boyfriend she’s going to be.