Being a wino isn't as easy as it looks.
March 31, 2011 at 8:30 AM
“Can I help you find something?”
“Yes, I’m looking for a low calorie bottle of wine.”
Blank stare.
Blank stare.
Blank stare.
“So… “
“We don’t actually have low calorie wine. What about vodka?”
“Nah, I like the warm fuzzy from red wine, but without so many calories.”
“Maybe weed would better suit you.”
“Weed?”
“Yes. It’s pretty much a warm wine fuzzy, but without the calories.”
“I think I’d like to stick with wine.”
“I’m sorry, but we really don’t have a low calorie wine.”
“What about wine for people with diabetes?”
“I think diabetics can smoke pot, but I’m not a doctor or anything.”
“I’m not a diabetic, I’m a wino trying to watch my figure.”
“We have vodka.”
Comments
I believe this is your cue to fill the niche, as it were. I too would love some wine, but without the carbs. I think it would be a HUGE seller. Call me when it’s ready, eh?
Alcohol only has carbs if you mix it with another beverage, such as soda pop. Then it would have carbs due to the carbs in the coke.
Therefore, wine and beer have no carbs.
This is my diet strategy: denial.
It works great.
I AM a diabetic who loves wine. It actually lowers my blood sugar. Don’t tell my doctor…
Oh my god you are hilarious!!
But seriously, I need some low cal wine!