A Side of Nipple, Please
July 27, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Non-troll doll and I were eating a late dinner at Red Rock last night, when he asked the waiter, “Can you bring me a side of that garlic sauce? I can’t remember what it’s called.”
“Aioli sauce?”
“Yes, that. Thank you.”
The waiter leaves and Non-Troll, looking very concerned, said to me, “I’ll never be able to remember the name of that damn stuff.”
“It can’t be that difficult… just remember areola nipples. I’m pretty sure you can remember that word.”
“So when I order nipple sauce you think they’ll know what I mean?”
“Definitely, but can you wait until after we break-up?”
“Of course darling.”
Comments
I heart that you’re already talking about The Breakup. It’s humors me.
nipple sauce. sounds intriguing.
i think i love non-troll doll.
Just when I’m convinced you and RLO need to run away together you date someone who makes me laugh almost as much as you do, crap.
While I was drinking my nipple garlic sauce, I perchanced your site for a post, and OH was I not disappointed in the slightest! Silly creatures, you Snielsons, always good for a laugh and a wink! Tis no wonder Daisy winketh so, with such joviality and good will surrounding this fair place 😀
I’d just pretend that I have a friend named Lee, and that I owe him some sauce. I owe Lee sauce.
If a man called me darling I would marry him in an instant.
omg, I’m always afraid of accidentally saying areola sauce instead of aioli. Eeek! (well, not always, but whenever aioli comes up…)
I love it!
The story – not nipple sauce.
Never had nipple sauce..
heck, never heard of it til now.
Love this post!
Nipple sauce… I will think of this blog every time I need to order it!
Why does Trollpop talk like that?
Oh my lord, that guy is a KEEPER!!
You are a filthy wicked woman Sarah. You need to repent and turn to Christ, you ought to be ashamed of yourself! Hell is right around the corner for you unless you repent!
Hahaha. Wow this conversation is funny and interesting.
I could come up with some retort such as “I wonder if we could add nipple covers just as to save ourselves from the nipple trouble and breakup?” I can’t think of a cheesier way to put that.