BFF Tattoo
RLO is the most amazing person ever. Well maybe not ever, I mean ever is a long time. Let’s just stick to RLO is the most amazing person right now.
Last night he came over to help me study for my math final I’m flunking taking later today. I’m proud to announce there was no yelling, no crying and no freaking out. Wait. There was a little freaking out, but it was on his part for once. He nearly lost it when I touched him after touching Daisy without washing my hands first, because OH MY GOD who knows where that dog has been! Sometimes I like to piss him off so he’ll appreciate all the other times when I’m so very sweet to him.
After our tutoring session he took me for frozen yogurt because I was so well-behaved. And because he was so nice, and didn’t smack me over the head with my algebra book when I asked stupid questions, I let him drive me around on the scooter.
As we were eating our yogurt I mentioned Ben hadn’t gone with me to purchase a helmet yet. “Sarah,” he said, “because they probably won’t prosecute Ben for killing you when you wreck and die, I want you to know I’ll take him to civil court for you.”
RLO is seriously the sweetest guy. He’d sue my brother for wrongful death once I’m gone. I did make him promise to take the money and get a tattoo that reads: I miss my BFF Sarah. He wholeheartedly agreed.
I’m having the design made up, just in case.
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Promise that you will show us the design. 🙂 Best of luck on that math final.
You are so funny! Thanks for the laugh..I really need it today!
Good plan!
Remmeber to make him promise WHERE he’ll put it… you know how boys are… he might get it in 7 font on the bottom of his foot, just to say he did it. These words must be displayed MUCH more prominently once you’re gone.
I want a friend like RLO. He sounds like the best!
Good luck, and make sure he gets the tattoo on his lower back!
Good luck on the math final!
I can’t wait to see what kind of fun helmet you get.
True friends offer to sue relatives for wrongful death! You’ve got a keeper!
I say you take full advantage of the fact that Utah doesn’t have helmet laws. Who wants helmet-hair anyway?
Problems in Math or no, Mr. Bellum, you and Daisy may touch me in long flunking sessions unending without ever washing your hands :-D. Just don’t smack me over the head, or I may piss off yogurt aplenty. 🙁
Ah to be young. Such a brisk, momentary blessing in the long iced tea of life. Scooter drivings, head smackings, tattoo receivings, your brother for wrongful death suing, yelling crying and freaking out lackings, wreckings and dyings, wholehearted agreeings, stupid question askings, hand washings.
But each of us must make due with the hands fate has severed from its arms and plopped upon our dinner plates. Tis our way 🙂
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