Bitchy in 3-D
As promised I took the twins to the dinosaur museum over the weekend. While we were there I realized my brother is raising a teenage daughter, and not just any teenager, but a bratty one. Which makes me love her even more.
Every time I looked over at Hannah during the 3-D movie she had taken off the glasses. I tried to explain to her that she needed to wear them to get the full effect. The first time she listened to me and immediately put the glasses back on. The second time, however, she didn’t. Instead she glared at me, pointed her chubby, little finger in my face and screeched, “Sarah, don’t you dare make me freak out at you, because I will!”
It was the single bitchiest thing she’s ever said to me. I was so pleased I leaned over and gave her a kiss. This, of course, pissed her off even more. “Aunt Sarah, seriously I WILL freak out at you if I have to.”
I left her alone, because I, of all people, understand the need to freak out. I love the hell out of this little girl, and feel sorry for anyone who will someday date her. Seriously.
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that girl has one bad attitude!!! sounds awesome and refreshing!!! 😉
While I have never partaken in this “Three Hyphen D” as you call it, I have met more (oh MORE) than my fair share of chubby-fingered, screeching creatures. They roam the countryside about my home, eating raw flesh and day-old apricots from the vineyard. Beware these “bitches” Sarah my Bellum, for your sake and mine. They are unsteady, wild creatures, and only the morning song of a Vulture will protect you from their chubby grasp.
I have said too much. Have mercy on us all, Hannah. 🙁
What a riot! I love little girls like that.
That is too frickin cute!!!
And damn! You are pretty even with your 3-D glasses on!
Her mum’ll KILL you for encouraging her!
I love it! I’ve got a feisty girl in my house, and while it’s a bit of a challenge to raise her, I know she’s not going to take any shit off anyone, and that makes me seriously proud of her. Rock on, ballsy chicks!!
You look like such a dork! <3
That is so funny! And nice glasses. I hope you kept them.
Kids say the most hilarious things!!!