Boys are gross. Poop is even grosser.
September 21, 2009 at 9:00 AM
My baby brother stopped by to show me how to start the lawnmower (MUCH more on that later this week). After performing his brotherly duties he walked into my house and announced he needed to use the bathroom.
“Chady don’t you dare poop in my house.”
“I am. Get over it.”
“NOOOO! Poop in the garage bathroom. I don’t want boy poop in my house.”
He headed to the upstairs bathroom and closed the door. I immediately called my mother.
“Mom, Chady is pooping in the house. Please make him stop.”
“Honey, is he pooping in the bathroom?”
“Um, yeah.”
“Oh good. At least he’s pooping in the bathroom, right?”
The conversation sort of ended there. I mean what do you say to that? Leave it to my mom to make me grateful that my brother poops in a toilet.
Comments
She was just happy it was at your home and not hers I bet.
Girl poop is just as gross. No matter what you ladies say it doesn’t smell like flowers.
It’s nice of your brother to comment…
Haha! Hey Non Gross Boy, I don’t want to know why your mom had ask if you were going poop in the toilet. Pretty sure that’s just a given in everyone elses family ;o)
Dude, can Chad come train the boys? seriously.
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I think the fact that Chaddy took a ripe dump in your house means he loves you. If only my brother could say such things with his BMs…you’re so lucky.
And boy poop is always the grossest. We have dainty little poops but they have big smelly ones.
I’ve got an idea. Consider the possibility that it may serve you well to consider that your brother came over to do you a favor. If you hassle and humiliate him enough, perhaps he’ll decide that helping you isn’t worth the bother, since he’s apparently not worthy enough to use the toilet in your castle?
i love poop
hahahahahh i hate poop i always shower after pooping
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