"break" job.
December 19, 2005 at 1:21 PM
“he is my best friend, and it will be that way forever,” paris hilton said of her ex-fiancée paris latsis.
i hate to break up (pun intended) the oh so tender moment, but seriously. who stays friends with their ex? sure casual acquaintances (maybe) but best friends?
break-ups are meant to be uncivil affairs. smashed glasses, shattered egos, drunken text messaging, cheap insults, and most famously–hate sex. if you aren’t experiencing these symptoms then you aren’t breaking up properly.
so paris– fire your press agent, grab a spoon and spend a night as a “normal” girl.
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hey i know that dust jacket… and i know all those smashing and violent feelings, except the hate sex of course. i smash corel plates myself…only subconcious. i would never waste one of those relics from my childrood.