Can you catch wino?
March 16, 2011 at 9:00 AM
It’s no secret Asshole Puppy is an asshole, but is she also a wino? Her latest trick is pulling wine corks out of the trash and wandering around the house with them hanging out of her mouth like a baby pacifier.
This is incredibly infuriating because why in the hell have I never thought do do that? And more importantly, does this mean I’ve been outsmarted by a pug?
DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
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Goomba does the same thing, except he doesn’t even wait for them to end up in the trash – he’ll snatch them off the kitchen counter.
So does it keep her from barking? Or does she drop it and come back to it later?