Giveaway Winner!
April 10, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Thanks!
Time for another giveaway! This one is sponsored by Judy. She makes custom jewelry that can be found on her Juditude Etsy shop. When Judy first contacted me to arrange this giveaway she used the word whore in the title. I love her for that!
Judy made three pieces, so there will be three winners.
I will use a random generator to pick three lucky winners. As usual, you can comment as many times as you like! I will close the comments Friday at noon.
Good luck, and thanks Judy!
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International readers are NOT excluded! Comment your little hearts out.
If you’re single it’s entirely possible you’ve had a defining moment where you realize why you’re single. I have them often. Including last night when I realized that wearing winter appropriate shoes really shouldn’t include wearing Hello Kitty fuzzy, pink socks.
I’m embarrassed to know me, so I imagine most men would feel the same way. And if that doesn’t scare away any potential suitors I imagine the fact that I’m discussing my ticking biological clock online will.
It’s after 5:00. You know what that means, right? Happy hour!
But first, let’s get down to business… naughty business–are you dying to know if you won the sex toy gift certificate? Well are you? I can’t hear you!
The winner is….
Wait!
Hold on, there’s more.
The lovely Susan took pity on you sex-starved folks and has sponsored a bonus gift certificate to Eden Fantasys! I love that Susan. She’s the yin to my red wine yang, which is code for she’s a white wine wino. Plus she has a killer rack. Please swing over to her blog and thank her for being so generous!
Here we go! Are you excited? I am. Thanks to everyone who commented. There were 1,009 comments and that feels awesome!
The $65 gift certificate from Eden Fantasys goes to: comment 428 The Single Sister
The $65 gift certificate from Susan the wino goes to: comment 956 Tracie (if you have a blog email me the link and I’ll post it.)
Hugs and kisses to both Eden Fantasys and Susan for making this possible. I’ll email the winner soon with the prize codes. Enjoy your winnings! Just don’t tell me about it.
Because I’m feeling generous today I’m going to extend the contest for an additional five hours. This statement is 30% true. I am going to extend the contest, but it’s not because I’m generous, it’s because DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS RUINING MY LIFE!
I’m old and losing an hour really screws up my body’s schedule. I couldn’t go to bed on time last night, so of course I slept through my alarm. Today just feels off. I’m tired and grumpy.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go eat my fiber pills and yell at the kids to get off my lawn.
You’re welcome. Tell your sexuality it owes me.
It’s freebie time! This time around the giveaway is a bit more risque, which makes it totally more fun.
MOM SHUT YOUR COMPUTER DOWN IMMEDIATELY. Do not continue to read this post, it will freak both of us out. And Jesus. Speaking of which Jesus, my homeboy, if you’re reading you’d better log off too.
OK, are we free of my mom and the J man? Good. Let’s continue.
Eden Fantasy’s, an adult toy store, is the naughty sponsor of this giveaway. Because I couldn’t decide on just one product, the winner will receive a gift code for $65. Which is better, because really, do you want ME picking out your prize? Wait, don’t answer that. Let’s just pretend you don’t.
Back to the important part: SIXTY-FIVE-FREE-DOLLARS-WORTH-OF-SEX-TOYS!
To win you must comment. You are allowed to comment as often as you want, however, my mother and Jesus are not eligible to comment. I completely understand if you want to be anonymous on this post, but at least put an alias in the name field. Also, please make sure you leave a valid email so I can get in touch with you. As usual, no one sees your email address except me.
The giveaway ends Monday, March 9 at noon. Using a random generator I will pick one comment, and email the gift code.
Because pimping and sex toys go hand-in-hand pretty please in pink vibrators pimp this post out. Tweet it. Blog it. Email your friends. Do whatever you can to get the word out. Let’s do this thing!
Go comment right now. You know you want a free sex toy! Thanks to Eden Fantasy’s for making this possible!
I woke up today completely exhausted and for a split second considered stealing the Starbucks gift cards so I could overdose on coffee. But I didn’t. PLEASE SEND A TROPHY FOR MY SELFLESS BEHAVIOR NOW!
Thanks to everyone who entered! It was fun and I hope to have giveaways once a month. The winners are comment #10: Erin, and comment #81: Felicity. Congratulations bitches!
Now back to regularly scheduled Friday afternoon activities, which for me means watching the clock and thinking about an evening with a bottle of wine on my couch. I am a party animal, and you know you’re jealous.
The economy is in the crapper so who doesn’t need a freebie, right? RIGHT!
With that in mind, the lovely Gigi is sponsoring my first blog giveaway! Two winners will receive a coffee cozy and a $10 Starbucks gift card.
Gigi, of DizzlePOP, makes the most adorable coffee cozies. I’ve always wanted one, so I was extra excited when she sent me one too. I’m always burning my hands on coffee cups and I hate taking the little cardboard things to help. They don’t help and they certainly aren’t as cute as these:
So here’s the deal: comment as many times as you like from now until this Friday–be sure to comment using a valid email address. Using Random.org I will pick two random winners Friday at noon. Yay for freebie Friday, and double yay for Gigi! Who, by the way, has a cute little shop on Etsy where you can buy yourself one. She’s offered free shipping to anyone who orders and mentions they came from my site. Go.
**If you’re interested in sponsoring a giveaway please contact me on the contact page of this site. It’s a fun way to get your product out there.
I’d give you a decent blog post today, but I’m far too busy obsessing over how great Twitter is. I’ve been using Twitter for ages, but am especially liking it the more I find friends and co-workers using it.
There are a couple Twitter flaws that drive me crazy, but those are more user based. I hate that speaking teen seems to be a fluent language on Twitter, and the made-up words. Those I can do without, but there are some pretty great things about this service.
For example I like seeing new users who clearly have pretty damn amazing taste and follow only the best:
I also love that even Twitter can see how much RLO looks up to me. I’m larger than life in RLO’s eyes, at least according to the Twitter search function.
If you’re not using Twitter you should be. Because how else are you going to know every single move RLO makes?
In honor of this year coming to an end, I’m posting some of my favorite 2008 blog posts.
I’ve also made it easier for you to share the posts you like, and please, please do! Sharing is caring. At least that’s what my mom always said in my childhood when I wouldn’t share toys with my brothers. I still don’t understand why hitting them with said toys wasn’t considered sharing. What? I was making them tough. That’s what older sisters are for.
Best of 2008:
Why the State of Utah Should be Paying my Therapy Bills
Possible TMI, Do Not Read if Related
A big thanks to all of you. I can’t tell you how comforting it is to know I have complete strangers rooting for me, and laughing right along with me at all my ridiculous life mistakes. I’m so glad you’re here.
