Thanks!
Should I be concerned that someone found my blog by searching “how to prevent pre-marital sex?” I hope this person knows God monitors Google and has been known to track people down to sterilize their naughty parts.
A fellow blogger friend and I were discussing our reader stats at coffee today. He pointed out you really have to be a mommy blogger these days to have a large amount of site traffic. To which I replied, “I’m not getting knocked up just so I can be a mommy blogger!”
Which is why I will be strictly enforcing the bring your own condom rule in all my future, ahem, endeavors.
Today I had the opportunity to make an appearance on Studio 5 with Brooke Walker to discuss blogging. It was my first television gig, unless you count the time I was arrested for robbing the 7-11. I kid, I kid. (Seriously, mom, I’m joking. No need to call.)
It’s true what they say about the camera adding 10 pounds. Strangely it added the weight to my face, when I’d requested it go straight to my chest. Oh well, it’s always worth a shot.
I had a great time and if you’ve not watched Studio 5 you should definitely check it out. They were all very nice, even if they did make me watch BYU baseball dubbed in Spanish in the waiting area.
I, Sarah Middlenameless Nielson, will never encourage friends to start blogging again. I have learned a very valuable lesson. Midge started a blog for her new son Ike, but realizing how cool blogs can be, she created her own as well. Here she’s posted some humiliating photos she arranged of me years ago. And in typical self-deprecating fashion I’m going to pass them on.
“Why,” you ask? Why not.
View the horror here.
What I’ve learned since the 90’s:
1) Having a killer tan leads to skin cancer.
2) All fashion from this decade should be burned.
I hope to forgive her before tonight’s Ryan Adams concert. Since I don’t have a date she’ll have to snuggle me if i get cold. Let the healing process begin…