That's What She Said… About Hobby Hunting
This week’s “That’s What She Said” is about my first cooking class–rephrase: my first ATTEMPTED cooking class.

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This week’s “That’s What She Said” is about my first cooking class–rephrase: my first ATTEMPTED cooking class.
My column this week is about stripping in the name of fitness. Take note of the comment left by Anna. She had some really great words of advice. I feel sexier already! This may or may not be the vodka talking.
OK, it is.
Lest you think I’m day drinking, this post was written at night. Really, I promise.
Also, day drinking is my favorite weekend hobby.
How many minutes until the weekend?
I’m finding myself more and more obsessed with the Olympics, especially Apolo Ohno.
You can read my love letter to him.
While you’re doing that, I’m going to drive around South Jordan trying to find his house. It’s not stalking if it’s love.
I’m behind on laundry, replying to emails and returning calls, BUT I still found time to watch some reality television and bitch about it. Read about it in my “That’s What She Said” column for In Utah This Week.
To read how I spent my Super Bowl Sunday check out “That’s What She Said.” I’m thrilled football season it over! Finally I can have a conversation with my friend, Kelli, that doesn’t revolve around balls. Oh wait…
This week’s “That’s What She Said” talks about my love of J.D. Salinger, and also killing him.
This week’s “That’s What She Said” column is about my crazy decision to give up everything good in life. In related news, I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR.
Also, I’m hungry.
Also, I’ll probably need to learn to cook so I can eat.
Also, if you have recipes or ideas please share.
Also, that’s all. I just really like the word also.
This week’s “That’s What She Said” column.
I’ve already started on my chess obsession by making a cheat sheet on the nerd whiteboard.

This week’s column for In Utah This Week. PLEASE Don’t tell my mom I’m homesick. Otherwise she’ll make me come home and clean my room, which I’ve successfully avoided since 1994.
This week’s “That’s What She Said.” It’s not my best work and I don’t really understand the commenting going on, but there’s lots of things I don’t understand.
LIKE HOW TO COOK A GODDAMN BAGEL WITHOUT BURNING IT.
Yeah, it’s been that kind of week.