Thanks!
while scavenging through my mom’s kitchen for something to eat this afternoon, i found 17 boxes of cold cereal! my mother, who no longer has any children living in her home, has 17 opened boxes of cereal. what the hell? i cannot wait for her to get home from work so i can tease her.
and to think, i was worried that i wouldn’t find anything to eat.
what did i do for entertainment before adding site meter to my blog? seriously! this one is THE BEST YET!
as i previously mentioned in part one, i’ve turned into my mother–leaving myself reminder notes on my front door. apparently ben thought i need a little reminder as well. sadly, i just now noticed it.
this past month of dating suddenly makes sense! damn you benjaminoballbaby!
a cute boy gave me flowers last week!
flowers for me last approximately one week before they start smelling funky. at that point they’re usually wilted and icky looking so it’s time to toss ’em anyway. i came home last night to find my apartment smelling like something had died. i didn’t want to throw them out since they still look great, so i stuck them on the balcony where i could still see them without the gag factor.
when i walked out to my car this morning i caught my neighbor eyeing the flowers and shaking her head in a disapproving manner. i’m sure she ran inside and added to the “sarah’s a fruitcake” list. oh well…
that’s right folks ’tis pie season! not only do i have to refrain from eating my own weight in pie, i have to find holiday dates.
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commuting is just another form of people watching for me!no, not the television series. my office!
ddr: you make me blush, and i make you cringe!
jb: i need some hot chocolate, it’s been one of those mornings.