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truth be told i am not an html princess, obviously. case and point, my sidebar. any advice on how to make the blue go away? far, far away. out goes my obsession with blue pens. suddenly blue writing is just not so appealing. help me, pretty please in pink sparkles? i would offer blue for the gents, but i am bitter.

ben’s friend kevin was here visiting last week. being from oakland, visiting slc for the first time was a bit of a culture shock for the lad.

for entertainment purposes i thought i would share some or his trip highlights, at least in my opinion.

going to the LDS institute on the U of U campus and stumbling upon an ATM machine. it makes sense…. i guess, easy access to your funds so you can give 10% away to the church.

he also made a trip to temple square, alone i might add, where he decided our jesus is bigger than his jesus!

when he went for a walk alone i immediately assumed he was a secret smoker, not that there is anything wrong with that! apparently it was really to see the olympic “art” at the u of “you” stadium, where he was accosted by a very proud utahan. she proceeded to tell kevin her feelings concerning the 2002 winter olympics’. she was absolutely horrified that there will be future winter games held in cities around the globe. she had hoped that the games would end here in slc. after all, it’s a really great state. i only hope he explained to her they are held every four years despite the fact some nutty locals want to keep them in utah forever. duh.

“too old and frail to be put to death”, am i the only one that screamed WHAT, at the radio upon hearing this? i ask you, how is someone too old to be put to death?

hopefully by now everyone knows all about clarence allen’s plea for clemency. just in case you have all been too busy working off those holiday pounds, read here.

allen’s attorneys stated, “executing him would amount to cruel and unusual punishment.” while i am not an expert on executions (and hope never to be) i do think that any execution is cruel and unusual punishment.

so, i don’t know about allen being too old and frail, but i do know he just looks plain mean!

*disclaimer-i do not believe in the death penalty. i only believe in making fun of everything. for those i offend by making light of this subject, i apologize. sorta.

at my house a snow-day turns quickly into a football sunday. i hate being cold. HATE IT! so i opted to stay home with the heat on at a warm 85. living alone does have it’s advantages.

however, i did venture out. across the hallway to ben’s apartment. where we watched a bit of today’s games. my favorite parts just happen to annoy him. imagine that. they include but are not limited to the following:

1. hurt players riding away in the cart of death.
2. benched players riding a stationary bike on the sidelines.
3. players attempting to spin the football.
4. steve smith humping the end post.

immediately upon naming the above reasons to watch football, i was asked to go home. afterwards, i was begged to go bowling. because, ben is craving it?? whatever, i am not the weird one in the family. at least for the time being.

so, after a week of samuel alito senate hearings i find myself really missing harriet miers. at least she was entertaining. this in no way means i wanted her on the supreme court. it just means i like to be amused. alito, is way too boring for me. there are only so many times i can hear him say super duper. i would much rather hear more about harriet’s “love letters”!

some of you may remember my previous posts about breast implants. if not, let me refresh. i need them. this isn’t a need vs. want situation. i really do need them. for those of you who know me –back me up please. i am not well endowed. i am actually not endowed at all! sad, isn’t it? well i have long since wanted to start a website, invest in my chest. where people can donate to my cause. i haven’t really done that. until i do, i have decided to put a donate link here. so, feel free to put a little of that hard earned money towards something i really need. i know i have a few dedicated readers out there, now show me some love! puhh-lease?

as everyone now knows, larry miller pulled brokeback mountain from his theater. it even made national news, and we wonder why our state gets such a bad wrap! the GLBT community center have called for a boycott against all of miller’s businesses. i know he owns a bunch more than are show here, but this is a start.

i saw brokeback mountain, and the sexual content of this movie was hardly enough to even mention. yet, i have seen dozens of r rated movies at the jordan commons theater. all of which have had more sexual content than brokeback mountain. if he is going to pull this movie because of homosexual themes why isn’t he pulling memoirs of a geisha because it has a prostitution theme? or the family stone, for it’s depiction of family values? or casanova, because the movie poster shows a woman’s nude back? what about grandma’s boy, it has nudity?

larry, you are going to catch some heat for this one! all of which is well deserved.

my neighbor, country carl, just came pounding at my front door. ok, that is a lie. he just opened the door and ran in. open door policy around this place. he forced me to turn the tv to univision or as i call it, the spanish soap opera channel. sometimes, to annoy my brother i go to his house and turn the spanish soaps on and make up my own dialogue. i highly recommend this entertainment practice to everyone.

ANYWAY, i found this on the cristina show: (disclaimer-below pictures are graphic and not suitable for children or me!)

though i don’t speak spanish, the language of dancing “little people” is international. internationally, scary! the mini-michael jackson was my favorite. i only hope others saw the horror. krissy and i were dying. please oh please, someone else tell me you witnessed this!

justin. my personal photographer and all time favorite guy (sometimes). he is new to blog-land, so be gentle! besides being an extremely talented photographer he is rather clever with a pen. enjoy, i know i will.

since i have received numerous requests for my profile pic enlarged, here ya go.

and for a bonus

before reading below please take note i stand by my previous post. also- remember all launguage in this post is used for dramatic affect only.

when krissy rolled up in a black H2 last night i didn’t hesitate for a moment to slide right in. i can forget my hatred of suv’s for one night. anything for a friend, righhht? i mean…. anythin’ fo’uh sista yourself foo’! there is something built into those damn seats that instantly turns you into someone else. someone who insists we listen to mystical and knows every lyric. someone who speaks only in ebonics.

no playa hatin’ here. i’m too hip to drip.

and just to ensure my social well-being:

Results of “The Test”

How socially conscious are you? Your score = 75

I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a social activist! Your test results revealed that you are a champion of the underdog, protector of the weak and stickler for the moral choice in nearly every situation. You are highly aware of how actions can impact all of society, and do your best to maintain a sense of social responsibility. You simply feel better when you do the right thing, and encourage – or maybe even insist – that others do the same. This is certainly a trait to be proud of, as it’s people like you that incite societal growth. Just be careful, however, that you don’t force your opinions on others or make such large sacrifices for the common good that you spoil your own quality of life.