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apparently when you look this hot you can have an exclusive men’s
magazine honor you with the title of “woman of the year”. i am a fan despite the rachel do. i met her at sundance two years ago and not only is she beautiful but humorous– especially when someone (read me) accidently made fun of her within earshot. oops!

see here.

for tits and giggles


we know. we saw your home video.

i admit this is a funny shirt. however, i think my t-shirt idea beats this hands down.

for those that don’t remember:
support the cause, well…my cause.
invest in my chest. catchy isn’t it? sometimes i think i am brilliant. this being one of those times. if all y’all saved those nickels and dimes we could send me to the plastic surgeon in no time. just think you will own a percentage of my chest–you lucky people. isn’t it time we all did our part? the best part is you can now donate to my boob job here. click the donate button on the sidebar of my blog. pretty please, in pink???

god help texas

well folks it is that time of year again. no, not thanksgiving. better.
people magazine recently announced this years sexiest man alive pick.
matthew mcconaughey.

leaving texas responsible for producing the stupidest man alive AND the
sexiest man alive. hmmm….

**disclaimer: this blog entry may be biased as i abhor bush and adore mcconaughey.

the good things in life

laying here on my new pink supasoft duvet (thanks midge) watching season 2 of the oc. while of course playing on my new ibook. yeah it finally arrived, AND is so so so pretty. if only they made a soft pink i would have found a way to make it my life partner. until that day this one will be my temporary boyfriend. after all who needs men when you have seth and sandy. ahhh the cohen men…..

velvet musketeers

did i miss something? granted my newest issue of cosmo is laying on my coffee table unopened….but when did this trend hit? whatever. please stop, it hurts my eyes.

reality bites


LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) — E! Entertainment Television said Tuesday that it has greenlighted an unscripted series that will follow newly single singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb as she re-enters the dating world. The eight-episode series, titled “#1 Single,” will feature Loeb as she moves back to New York and starts dating again for the first time since college. The half-hour series is set to premiere in January.”Lisa Loeb is smart, talented, quirky and endearing, with a genuinely engaging and relatable lifestyle,” E! Networks senior FP programming development Lisa Berger said. “She is experiencing the same thing that many single professional people her age today are learning, which is how challenging it can be to find someone to share their hectic and sometimes complicated lives.”Meanwhile, the Grammy-nominated Loeb said she believes the show will be a way to “connect with more people on a larger scale.” “I decided to do this TV series because what I do as a musician and songwriter is connect to an audience, so why not take that to another level,” Loeb said.

I for one will be tuning in. Finally the answer. Is or isn’t she gay?! Since seeing her at the Lesbian…errr Lilith Fair I have questioned it. Not that there is anything wrong with it!! Nothing speaks to my generation like her song “Stay”.

polish my tiara!!

Princess Sayako marries commoner
Royal title and allowance must be given up

Tuesday, November 15, 2005; Posted: 10:41 a.m. EST (15:41 GMT)

TOKYO, Japan (AP) — Wearing a simple white dress and pearls, Japan’s Princess Sayako bid farewell to palace life Tuesday to wed a Tokyo city employee in a low-key ceremony marking the first time that an emperor’s daughter has married a commoner.

full story here

wow, that is love. giving up the good life for a regular joe shmoe? if japan needs a princess i am more than happy to step in and take her place. seriously. i could give up my common life for one of prestige and wealth. pretty dresses and kimonos. no more trips to the grocery store, no more errands. servants galore. my qualifications include excellent elitism thoughts, the need to marry a prince, previous experience being the center of attention, ability to boss anyone around, and lets not forget thinking the world revolves around me.
i could totally work this gig. sign me up!

the hills are alive with the sounds of winter


winter has arrived. winter. it sounds so final. i have never been fond of this particular season. thanksgiving, christmas, new years, yes. the actual season, hell no. i hate to be cold. HATE IT! snow, rain, whatever the weather –you can count on my apartment being a nice 80 degrees. my office mates are ecstatic for the ski season. i can not share their enthusiasm. while i do adore winter fashion (i.e. jean-sweater-boot combo) i have a difficult time with coats. i want them cute not functional. why isn’t there some synthetic lining for thin pretty coats that will provide the warmth a puffy marshmallow coat does? don’t feed me this “thinsulate” bullshit. i want warmth AND fashion. so you winter folk enjoy your ski season. i will be found snuggled up with good books, wine, and old movies. if anyone has some good book and/or movie suggestions let me know. i plan to keep amazon and netflix in business this winter. the season will start out with the sound of music. tomorrow the 40th anniversary edition comes out!

SO–enjoy your silly winter sports, you know where to find me.

weekend wino

yeah the weekend has arrived, which means this!!!!

rant of a woman

my feet hurt. damn strappy shoes. someday when my feet are ruined i will be able to say…at least i looked pretty. men have it so easy. they really have no idea the personal hell we go through to look the way we do. which by the way is usually fabulous.

i have been “attempting” to clean and organize my closet for weeks. keep in mind attempt and results are never the same. i have too many shoes and absolutely no organization to them. they lie in a pile at the bottom of my closet. utterly unefficient. the problem with this system (or the lack thereof) is that some of my most treasured shoes lay unloved for months when i could be wearing them. equal shoe opportunities–not found here.

moving past the shoes. why is it so hard to let items of clothing go? i treat them like old friends. we have shared memories as such. so they stay. they clutter things up making it nearly impossible to find my new purchases. yet again, they stay.

perhaps now that this is in print i will do something. maybe, just maybe… a glass of wine and an episode of the OC will coax me into staying in and getting started.