Dinner Conversation With RLO
September 10, 2008 at 9:00 AM
“Sarah, what are you doing?”
“Nothing.”
“Then why are you scrunching down in your chair like that?”
“Well if you must know, I used to date that guy that just walked in and I don’t want him to see me.”
“You did not, liar.”
“I did.”
“No way. That guy is old, fat and balding.”
“That’s exactly why I don’t want him to see me. I aged so much better than he did, I don’t want to hurt his feelings.”
“You really are a bitch, you know that right?”
“Yup, I know.”
Comments
nice. you and i would totally rock the bars together.
Entertaining post, as always.
It’s funny/creepy the things we do to avoid an ex seeing us.
I bet he’d love a ride on your pink scooter.
ha ha ha!
Awww…I want a Sarah dinner. You. San Diego. Stat.
You should have let him see you. Isn’t aging better than your ex a sweet, sweet reward that you ought to flaunt?
I’m way sexier than all of my ex’s. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I hate running into people I dated in the past. Probably a bad idea to move to an area where a few live or lived.
Ah, had I ever a doubt in my mind that my love was sophisticated? Oh! The highest honor a democratic female may receive: to have dated Rob Reiner! Truly, I envy.
Ha that’s hilarious.
You are a bitch. But in a good way.
Um…you were kidding about the having dated him, right? Or am I reading this wrong?
I hope you had a low cut shirt on, salt in the wound as I like to call it.
What’s wrong with bald, if you’ve got a good shaped head?
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You could have just grabbed RLO and started making out with him to show that you have moved on and are dating a cute younger guy! LOL! I’m sure he’d love that!
I gotta disagre with RLO. I think the fact that you wanted to spare his feelings and not have him see how much more attractive you are than him is actually pretty nice.
Its something a nice person does, not a bitch.
Try harder!
I always read your blog in high spirits. Thanks 🙂