Grace in Small Things #7
1) A clean bathroom: I love my bathroom clean, but sadly a clean bathroom is not an event that happens as often as it should. Maybe if there was some sort of medal for cleaning your own bathroom that would help motivate me. Or tile scrub that comes with supplemental vodka.
2) Girlfriends: I’m blessed to have some kick ass bitches in my life. I know how lucky I am to have them because in the past most of my friends are male and borrowing clothes from guy friends is just not the same. It’s way too much like the 90s when I wore baggy jeans. Eek.
3) Black clothing: I think I’m going through some sort of adult gothic stage, without the leather corsets.
4) Daisy: This old girl of mine makes me laugh every single day. Seriously, look at how cute she is.
5) A new toothbrush head for my Sonicare: My teeth are so thankful I’m worried they may hump my leg.
Comments
That explains why you never ask to borrow my jeans. You don’t want that baggy 90s look. I get it. And I feel super fat now.
Susan, can I please borrow your jeans? And some wine? And maybe a burger? Cool, thanks.
Wait. Susan brings up a good point. You’ve never asked to borrow my jeans, either. Obviously you think I’m fat and you hate me. This friendship is over.
Oh, and for the record? Scott’s going to take my side in all this. Maybe Carmen, too. You can have Matt Lake.
And his chain wallet.
without the leather corsets.
Easily remedied. Also helps if you spend more time at Area 51.