Hannah's Hospital Vacay
June 1, 2009 at 6:46 PM
My niece, Hannah, was admitted to the hospital this weekend after having some trouble breathing on her own.
When I walked into the pediatric unit to visit I sailed right though security. Ben, on the other hand, was stopped. This hospital has a strict no molestation policy. Maybe now he’ll finally understand his mustache isn’t funny, but instead creepy as shit.
Hannah is now home and doing much better. Though I do think they may have released her early just to prevent Ben from coming back.

Comments
Dude. Seriously.
Really Sarah, really? Isn’t the molester with a stash such a cliché? We’ve come farther than that.Please be more constructive with your criticism and more pc. Oh wait, then you wouldn’t be you.
Please tell me that mustache is just the result of a lost bet!
Is this an excuse to get out of tomorrow?
Ben NEEDS to lose that. He’d be such a peerrrdy boy wifout it
I agree with mrs. ak… so much perdier without the stash! And this is coming from a girl who likes her men with facial hair… just not creepy pervy facial hair, thanks!
I’m glad that Hannah’s doing better!
Ben wouldn’t be Ben without weirdness on his head.
Good luck to Hannah (and her parents!)…I now pay about $200 a month (and I DO have insurance) just to get my kid to be able to breathe regular air on her own. One wouldn’t think it’s so difficult…in and out, in and out.
Is it just me or does he look like a porn star?
Glad Hannah is better!
Hilarious! But only because Hannah is doing better…
Yay! I’m glad she is doing better!
I like Ben’s haircut, but the chocolate milk mustache has got to go!
I’m so glad Hannah’s doing better, although I have to say that she would have had a faster recovery if I had been her nurse.
We refer to people with creepy facial hair like that as “molestache”.
Oh man! When I said busy weekend I never expected it to be anything like this >.< I’m so glad your niece is doing ok now.
Um…. Ben is really hot. Lol, if he’s gonna grow a mostache though, he should do it properly. That’s a cappuccino stain.