It took a few years, but I finally found a reason not to hate Facebook.
I’ve never been a huge fan of Facebook. Partly because it’s stupid, and partly because I detest the game applications. Sure, it’s awesome for stalking old boyfriends, but lately that’s not even enough to keep my attention.
In an attempt to find something worthwhile on the site I spent last night trying to hack into my brother’s account. I tried every password combination I could think of:
mysisterisawesome
sarahismyhero
mysisterkicksyoursistersass
thisismylastwillandtestamentandileavesarahEVERYTHING
I finally gave up and asked him for his password, which he willingly gave me. SUCKER.
This was the result:
I took some “Sex and the City” quizzes on his behalf, and he’s totally a Samantha. I respected Ben’s privacy and didn’t read any of his messages. I’d point out how this makes me the best sister ever, but I joined the Sarah Palin fan group which is pretty much the shittiest thing a sister could do.
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I think this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. If only my siblings trusted me enough to give me THEIR passwords, oh how grand life would be:)
You didn’t change his info to “Interested in Men”?
I can’t stop laughing. Now I’m off to change my passwords. Some of the guesses above also unlock my accounts. Shit.
Someone hacked into my account and made me fans of Sarah Palin and Jason Chaffetz.
If I find them, I will kill them.
YOU are so awesome.
And the sister of the year award goes to… SARAH!!!! (and the crowd cheers wildly!)
Sarah Palin??? That is borderline unforgivable!
another thing you can do is change the language settings to farsi or something. it’ll totally confuse him.
YOU SUCK