Neutered
I wanted to be reminded of the insanity a lifetime of loneliness can cause, so RLO and I went to see Harold and Maude play at the Gallivan Center last night, as part of the Sundance Outdoor Film Festival.
Seeing one of my favorite cult classic movies play outdoors on 35 mm film is the perfect way to spend a summer evening. RLO, however, would disagree. Which may have something to do with the older woman next to him farting very loudly. He sure can’t seem to escape gassy people and gassy dogs lately.
We took the scooter so I could practice driving with a passenger. I’ve mastered riding alone, but have a little trouble still with someone on the back. Usually I just make RLO drive me around town, but he’s finally decided it’s time I learn. Really I think he’s just lazy—add that to the list of reasons to hate him.
On the drive back from the movie RLO said, “I’m riding bitch on a pink scooter, holding a pink blanket. Now all I need is a box of tampons and I’ll be the textbook definition of neutered.”
I laughed, but had to stop and think, which looks worse: RLO riding bitch on a pink scooter, or RLO driving a pink scooter.
Internet, what do you think?!
Comments
Its better for him to be riding bitch…I would think he was doing it to get laid.
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I think he is better off riding bitch. It looks like he is giving you lessons or at least trying to grab some unmentionables. GO RLO!!!
Neither! WE LOVE RLO even if he WAS a pink scooter.
Sigh. RLO.
Wow. That’s a hard one. I think is better for him to be riding bitch.
I think we’d need photographic evidence to be sure of our opinion 😉
I want a pink scooter …
I love being bitch, but the terms are very different, so…
Oh man RLO is funny. I agree with skye and Anthony and say riding bitch since he might be trying to get some.
Real men can rock pink at any time. Therefore, he will be at his manliest if he buys a pink scooter.
I think Cat Stevens is the shit.
And I want to see RLO carrying a box of pink tampons.
too funny – did you make him wear your pink helmet?
Definately less manly riding bitch. At least as the driver he can claim to be Emo.
Riding bitch definitely looks worse. Definitely.
Depends. Do you find it worse to be considered a straight man with no cajones (riding), or a gay man (driving)?
That is a tough one. Riding bitch kinda makes him look like he doesn’t have his own ride. Driving, to me, would look like he’s light in the loafers.
P.S. I LOVE Harold and Maude!
I think either way, if he wants to avoid looking like the definition of neutered, he will have to have a large sign explaining either situation… he can either drape it off of his back when he’s riding bitch or drape it off of yours when he’s chauffeuring you around.
Make sure if you get him those tampons, you also purchase a cute bag for him to store them in… it will complete the effect.
Show us some pictures and we’ll let you know. 😉
That would depend. Is he driving the pink scooter all by himself, or does he have someone riding bitch as he’s driving?
Oh man Harold and Maude is probably in my top 5 all time favorite movies, I wish I had known about this so I could have gone!
I think either way the pink scooter screams he’s totally screwed. Either he’s in love with a woman that makes him chauffeur her around by driving her everywhere on her pink scooter, or possibly it’s that this dominatrix must make him ride bitch otherwise she’d have to give his balls back and risk ruining the cute little dangly streamers from the handle grips!
OR he’s a flaming gay. Either way it’s not looking good for RLO.
Definately riding bitch, it makes him look progressive. It’s good for him too, whenever the hubs is getting a little big for his britches, I make him hold my purse when we are out.