No Longer the Master… of Your Mom
October 28, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Last year my nephew, Carter, mastered the art of ‘your mom’ jokes. It was a little rough at first, but he eventually caught on. This year it’s his sister, Hannah’s, turn. We started last night.
“Hannah you’re a pug licker.”
“Oh.”
“Come on, Hannah, what do you say?”
“Thank you.”
“NO! You’re supposed to say your mom is a pug licker.”
“Well that’s just ridiculous. No one licks pugs and I was being polite.”
“Hannah, you don’t really have to lick pugs. It’s a hypothetical.”
“Grandma said you’re not allowed to teach me those anymore.”
“Well Grandma is fired. If I don’t teach you how to make dirty jokes and play the hypothetical game who will?”
“Your mom.”
DAMMIT. The six-year-old wins again.
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That had me cracking up….mainly because she got you, but also because we have a pug at home and we’ve used “Pug Licker” as an insult around here haha.
I’m learning never to underestimate her!
Oh my God that is hilarious!