No More Pants
January 2, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Since I gave up cheese fries there’s just not as much incentive to live, let alone leave the house. Yesterday was a stay at home day. Not because I wanted to, but because leaving the house just seemed like too much work.
Later in the evening Daisy dog started getting really stir crazy. I unhappily put jeans on, put Daisy in the car and left the house for a whole 45 minutes to run some errands. I checked the mail for the first time in days and found a surprise waiting for me. This shirt:
It couldn’t have been any more appropriate! I, of course, took it as a sign to forget my other errands and went straight home to take my pants off.
Comments
A happy ending to that story would have included you a tearful reuniting with Cheese Fries.
I think I’m going to go have cheese fries right now.
I need this shirt!
I have some underwear that would go perfect with that shirt…
Pants are entirely overrated.
Who sent you that shirt, and how do I reach them? I must befriend the one who sends people shirts unbidden. Unless you ordered it online, in which case, marry me?
I like wearing sweatpants. I just can handle the sensation of pantslessness — it’s too much for me! I just got some “velour” sweatpants, which usually I mock relentlessly on other people, because they look like they are trying to be dressy sweatpants. But they are mighty comfortable, I must say. They aren’t really made of velour, though. Fucking liars.
Since you don’t like wearing pants, you might want to check out “No Pants 2K8” http://improveverywhere.com/2008/01/16/no-pants-2k8/
If you are in NY soon, you can participate in this year’s No Pants 2009! Just thought you might like…
Funny you mention that – the No-Pants TRAX Ride is coming up next Saturday (the 10th). You should join us – or at least take pictures and make fun of people doing it.
No pants! Well, that just makes me pant, dog that I am.
You did the right thing.
That’s my girl!