non-friday five (mom & mormons beware)!
March 16, 2006 at 7:32 PM
top five reasons why i want to be a lesbian when i grow up:
1-men, specifically justin.
2-portia de rossi.
3-discontinued condom use.
4-lesbian porn.
5-the l word series.
Thanks!
top five reasons why i want to be a lesbian when i grow up:
1-men, specifically justin.
2-portia de rossi.
3-discontinued condom use.
4-lesbian porn.
5-the l word series.
Comments
I encourage your adulthood as long as you blog about it.
And who is this Justin character?
three comments:
1) Keira Knightley
2) You ARE grown up
3) nothing is stopping you.
You left out doubling the size of your wardrobe,feeling good about your contribution to solving the world’s over population problem, and instantly doubling your sex appeal to horny men everywhere. Even as a lesbian this must be an ego boost.
Yeah, I think I’d pay $20/month for access to the SarahCam.
thanks to my “girlfriend” for giving me one more reason. keira is hot!
kerrith–brilliant!
dave–no comment.
You’d also be better in bed, the whole having access to the equipoment 24-7 thing. Just saying.
I’m not sending money to your brests so that girls can touch them.