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Things I disliked:
friendship triangles
butt sweat at the gym (on myself and others)
buying a yellow orchid and knowing i have to give it away
having brockstar out of town
paying $1 for a cup of ice at the jazz fest
only having one glass of wine left and knowing the liquor store is closed

Things I liked:
port wine cheese
yellow orchids
bloody mary potato chips
the movie once and the mighty heart
making little ak giggle
“sinatra and friends” playing at the jazz fest
new sunglasses

Marky and I went to Costco today for supplies: potato chips and water. I commented on his new pants and he said, “I like them, but the pockets are too small and my shit is way too big.”

How am I not supposed to take that dirty? Seriously.

To read this week’s column click here. To see humiliating, yet fun, pics click here.

A friend and I drove to Delta yesterday for the demolition derby extravaganza. Sadly, Country Carl didn’t take part like he did in last year’s derby. But at least he got to sit with us this year, which gave him ample opportunity to explain all things derby to my friend.

My favorite part of the evening was not timing the drive home so perfectly we saw six different small town firework shows; it also wasn’t the margarita snow cones I’ve so brilliantly made my summer drink; nor was it sneaking into the Delta bar when no family members were in sight; my favorite part wasn’t finding cinnamon flavored Sun Chips.

Can you guess what my favorite part was:Yes, the program with the wrong year was the highlight of the trip!

Mrs. AK sent this picture from Portland. I asked her to bring me home some wine, but I’m strongly reconsidering and asking her to bring home the man.

Male Classmate: “So, how old are you?”

Me: “Thirty-one.”

MC:”Well you don’t totally look 31.”

A very pissed off me: “Umm, thanks?”

“I don’t kick computers I don’t know.”

“I’m like a drinking ninja.”

“I’m pretty sure Wyoming has no laws. They are just happy people live here.”

“Are you forsaken me?”

“It’s someone else’s turn to watch Sarah.”

Ben: “What does NKOTB stand for?”
Sarah: “Duh. The greatest band ever, New Kids On The Block!”

And suddenly that eight year age difference between siblings is all to clear.