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what boredom is:

i got hyper?? i wonder if this has anything to do with my purchase of the chipmunks christmas album today. probably…

Your Holiday Personality is Hyper

Any holiday activity is well suited to you – as long as you keep moving.
Shop everywhere and anywhere. Create your own holiday cards. Make everyone on a your list a custom stocking of goodies!

planet lovers!

i supppose i heart planets as much as the next guy, just not this particular guy:

another reason i'm not cut out for parenting

in an effort to save a few bucks i decided to cut daisy’s nails myself rather than take her to the groomer. how hard could it be?

three bandaged paws later, i decided dog blood is the second worst smell in the entire world, only rating slightly above farm country. once she bled through the bandages i stuck her in the bathtub to avoid blood on my white carpet. four treats later she only hates me a little bit.

never, ever again–it’s totally worth the twenty bucks to have someone else do it. one more thing to add to the list of careers that aren’t for me.

adopt an ass

i just got off the phone with ben. i had to inform him i found the perfect christmas gift for our dad! i heard on the radio you could adopt a wild horse or burro through the bureau of land management for only $25 bucks–and to think, we were just going to get him a pocket knife flashlight combo for $15.

deep fried humor

marky and i went to the gym tonight. i forgot my ipod so he was nice enough to let me talk his ear off while we were on the treadmills. i asked him if he had heard the dictator from chile died today. when he asked how the news would affect the awesome blossom i realized he thought i meant the restaurant chain not the country! i might forget the ipod more often, he was way more entertaining than the newest killers album.

i promised him i wouldn’t blog it, obviously i lied.

another site meter goodie:

the below were two separate searches, in two different cities, just two minutes apart:

it’s so interesting to see how people find my blog!

she got mad skillz…

today’s a weird day for me. two years ago this day i met someone who i thought was not only amazing, but someone who would play a significant role in my life. i wasn’t entirely wrong–this person did play a significant role in my life, it just wasn’t exactly what i had hoped for.

when it comes to reading people i’m lousy, and i’ve always known that. last night while out with some friends, ‘gina (known in other circles simply as beth) informed me she is excellent at reading people. i immediately put her to the test, she passed with flying colors when she was not only able to read every male in our group, but the justin timberlake impersonator.

i’m not sure how you obtain a handy skill like that, but i wanna. in fact, i’d like to think my future happiness depends on it!

is prince charming waiting somewhere on the web? column 12.7.06

obviously, i’ve been spending entirely too much time online. read more here! also, wondering what to get me, errr, that special someone for christmas? go here to see to see in’s holiday gift guide.