Thanks!
my brother ben and i had family night last night, which included a trip to target rather than scripture reading. it’s better that way, trust me. the mission was to buy christmas decorations for our newly purchased retro tinsel trees–mine pink (of course!), his silver. ben’s personal mission was to buy blue balls for his tree. yes, blue balls.
i am soooo telling my mother this story next time she tells me i am her “dirty” child!
it’s really too bad that orrin hatch doesn’t have time to define porn for these two!
i need to let daisy see herself in the mirror–she must be under the illusion shes a much bigger dog than she really is, because she got into a fight with a dog three times her size last night. she was lucky to only walk, err, limp away with three bites and a hurt leg.
when i took her to the very handsome vet today, i had him run some test on her as well because she..well stinks. shes lost four pounds in the last couple of monthsthats a fourth of her body weight, so a significant amount. turns out she has a bacterial infection thats making her not only lose weight, but fart uncontrollably. when i asked what caused the infection i was told it can be caused by emotional stress. that’s right, my dog is stressed out! not only is she a brawler, shes a nut case. go figure.
i think its possible both daisy and i need a high dosage of prozac.
read here for my tribute to the game today! sadly, i wasn’t able to score a ticket this year, but i’ll be wearing my pink utah shirt and watching the game from home.
i was at the jazz/laker game tonight, but i found it hard to concentrate on the game once i realized teen wolf and the jazz bear are indeed the same person, or at least hairy relatives both in need of major electrolysis.
to read my adventures of thinking like a man go here!
i’m thankful these two numbers are on my parent’s caller id and not mine!
please excuse my grubby fingerprints; it’s the country, things are supposed to be dirty. oh, and happy thanksgiving y’all!
while scavenging through my mom’s kitchen for something to eat this afternoon, i found 17 boxes of cold cereal! my mother, who no longer has any children living in her home, has 17 opened boxes of cereal. what the hell? i cannot wait for her to get home from work so i can tease her.
and to think, i was worried that i wouldn’t find anything to eat.
what did i do for entertainment before adding site meter to my blog? seriously! this one is THE BEST YET!